Chloe: Hiya guys! I-
Jet: I'M JET AND WELCOME TO THE DARE DEVILS!
Chloe: Did you just steal my line?
Jet: well you never let me introduce myself, so I thought I would make a stand this episode
Chloe: well maybe I was going to let you introduce yourself this episode > . >
Jet: You were?
Chloe: no -.-
Someone just say the line!
Chloe: previously on The Dare Devils
Jet: The group found out that-
Chloe: Tony was a bit of a babe magnet, but-
Jet: -but he always said no to girls, so the gang-
Chloe: -decided it was high time that he got a girlfriend after-
Jet: -after many attempts they realised Tony had to find the right girl-
Chloe: -on his own, and that's what happened-
Jet: Previously-
Chloe: -on
Jet and Chloe: THE DARE DEVILS! -.-
Chloe: I hate you -.-
Jet: I hate you too -.-
Dear God >.< Violet, Tony, Alex and Gemma are in Tony's room, studying (kind of)
Alex: So where should we go on our date then, Violet?
Violet: >.< anywhere you like, hopefully some place dark > . >
Gemma: what?
Tony: You're going on a date with Alex? O.o
Alex: yeah, she confessed her undying love to me :p
Violet: I lost a bet -.-
Gemma: That makes much more sense, I was worried then :p But going on a date with Alex would be better than living with my little brother > . >
Violet: Come on, he's awesome
Gemma: he's 10 -.-
Tony: xD, so where are you taking her?
Alex: I was thinking of my dads restaurant, the dinner would be free, which is good cuz I don't get my allowance for another month
Violet: Boohoo you don't have 8 dollars > . >
Alex: You have to be nice, remember that was part of the deal
Violet: >.<
Gemma: Well I can see Violet won't be making bets for a long time after this xD
Tony: when is Pinkie getting here? She's the one who needed the help with her homework > . >
Violet: But then again, isn't it odd Pinkie's asking for help, she never usually does
Alex: ...you're right...oh well, That last maths test was really hard, I got zero :/
Gemma: you get a mark for writing your name and the date you know...
Alex: I know...I still got zero >.<
Pinkie: Hiya guys!
Violet: Oh, hey Pinkie...who's the little girl?
Pinkie: That's Clarissa, I'm babysitting her :)
Clarissa: Hi Everyone, I'm Clarissa, feel free to call me Claire :)
Gemma: SO SMALL AND CUTE! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!
Alex: o.O
Violet: Well, I'm Violet, and that's Alex, Gemma and Tony
Clarissa: Well hello all of y- O.O
*Claire starts to stare at Tony, speechless*
Tony: ...is there something on my face?
Gemma: I think Claire just found true love :p
Tony: oh dear lord >.<
*Claire kisses Tony's cheek*
Alex: I don't even know when she got on the table >.<
Claire: I've found my prince charming!
Tony: your who what now o.o?
Claire: we'll be together forever!
*Gemma laughs*
Pinkie: Um, Claire, I think Prince Tony already has a princess that he's going to marry
Claire: ...:( you do?
Tony: uh, sure yeah
Claire: WHO IS SHE! >:(
*Pinkie panics and looks around*
Pinkie: uhh
Alex: Sorry, Violet and I have to go get ready for our date :p
Violet: I'll do anything to get out of here > . >
*Violet and Alex leave the room*
*Pinkie points to Gemma*
Pinkie: There she is! Princess Gemma! That's the girl Tony's marrying :D
Gemma: Say what now? o.e
Claire: Listen you!
Claire: I WILL NOT LET YOU STEAL MY PRINCE CHARMING!
Gemma: I- I don't wanna steal him-
Claire: EVEN IF HE LOVES YOU I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR SO THAT HE CAN LOVE ME!
Tony: uh-
Claire: PRINCE TONY AND I ARE IN LOVE, AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER, AND-
Pinkie: actually, it's time to take you home
Claire: w-what? But I don't wanna go home, I wanna marry Prince Tony!!!
Pinkie: Well, how about about Princess Gemma, Prince Tony and I walk you home?
Claire: Really!? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Tony: she's more hyper than Pinkie >.<
Pinkie: WHAT!? No way! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Gemma: Oh well done >.<
Tony: well, let's get her home before her parents start to worry
Claire: Oh Prince Tony, always caring about others, that's why I love you so :D
Gemma: Oh brother > . >
Claire: let's go! But I get to hold hands with Tony :p Princess Gemma can hold the weaker hand if she must > . >
Gemma: I don't...must -.-
Pinkie: Come on, time to go!
Jet: o.e tiny ta-
Chloe: -ntrum :D
Jet: -.-, as promised-
Chloe: Prince Tony and-
Jet: Princess Gemma walk Clarissa h-
Chloe: -ome with Pinkie
Jet: they are walking o-
Chloe: -n the sidewalk!
Jet: I hate you so much >.<
Tony: this is probably the weirdest thing I've ever done o.o
Clarissa: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Tony: ...that's Shakespeare, so I'll say...see ya! :p
*Clarissa smiles and waves at Tony and Pinkie, and glares at Gemma, she enters her house*
Gemma: what did I even do to deserve this >.<
Pinkie: well, it's over now :p I'm not babysitting her again XD
Tony: you better not :p, bye guys, I gotta go home
Gemma: Me too
Pinkie: Byeeeee
*As the three walk of their separate ways, Clarissa's face is pressed against the window, watching Tony walk home*
Clarissa: I will make you mine...
Chloe: Creepy girl o.e Oh, and Jet. the producer said we have to stop cutting each other off since it's getting negative reviews
Jet: You started it > . > But yeah, I'll stop, since I'M the bigger person!
Chloe: No way! I'm the bigger person! I brought up stopping our argument!
Jet: yeah, or else we get fired!
Chloe: whether we get fired or not does not matter!
Could someone just say the line >.<
Jet and Chloe: THE NEXT DAY!!!! -.-
O.o
*The next day, the five leave school, and Tony is telling them about Clarissa*
Violet: Prince Tony? What, is she crazy?
Tony: Pretty much :p She wants to fight "Princess Gemma" for my hand in marriage :p
Alex: Why Gemma?
Gemma: Pinkie said I was in love with Tony > . >
Pinkie: well we already said that Tony was in love with some one else, and I don't love him so :p
Gemma: who said I love him?
Tony: Can we change the subject!? Uh, how was your Date, Alex and Violet
*Alex and Violet look at each other, then look down at the floor*
Violet: Nope. Nothing happened
Gemma: oooooh, something did happen :p
Alex: well if-
Tony: wait. Is there someone watching us?
*The five look around, Tony see's some bushes rustling, suddenly, a flower pot falls from a high window, just in front of Gemma*
Gemma: AH!
Violet: Oh my god that could have killed you! Who dropped that!?
Tony: Think I have a feeling who :/
Jet: later that day, everyone meets up in Pinkie's house
Wait...where's Chloe?
Jet: I put her in a garbage bin and put some holes in it so she could breathe, then I put it outside :)
...TODAY IS TRASH DAY!
Jet: Oh my god!
*Jet and the producer run off the set*
Hello I'm the producers assistant. I think they'll come back soon, so we'll just cut to commercial...oh, the people that left WERE our commercial >.< let's just get on with the story
*The group are in Pinkie's room, pondering over what to do with Clarissa*
Tony: I'm telling you, she's absolutely crazy!
Pinkie: She's looking through my window right this second :p
*The five look at Pinkie's window, and spot Clarissa glaring at Gemma*
Gemma: I'm going to die >.<
Violet: ...I have an idea...
*Violet unlocks Pinkie's window and Clarissa falls through*
Clarissa: HOW DARE YOU!
Violet: shut up -.-, Clarissa, how would you like to go on a date with your prince charming?
Tony: Say what now?
Clarissa: Truly divine!
Pinkie: XD
Violet: But, the condition is that you don't bother us again
Clarissa: Deal!
*Clarissa starts shaking hands with violet*
Clarissa: But I'll only leave you all alone if I loose interest in Tony :p, Goodnight!
*Clarissa sticks her tongue out at Gemma and climbs out the window*
Violet: Did I just get played? o.e
Alex: By an 8 year old girl :p
Clarissa: 9 and a half!
Alex: whatever >. >
Violet: Don't worry :p, I have a plan B)
Ok, I found them :p
Chloe: Where are we in the show? LINE!?
Jet: >.< the next day, at around noon, in central park, the five are waiting for Clarissa to show up
Tony: are you sure this is going to work?
Violet: positive, and if it doesn't...we'll all make sure we look good for you're wedding :D
Alex: and for Gemma's funeral :D
Tony: -.-
Gemma: -.- it looks like Alex's funeral might just be around the corner -.-
Alex: :o
Clarissa: Tony! Tony??? Where are you!?
Violet: Tony, go to Clarissa, everyone else, HIDE!
*Violet, Alex, Pinkie and Gemma hide behind a bush, watching Tony and Clarissa*
Tony: Oh...hi Clarissa
Clarissa: HI HI HI HI HI HI PRINCE TONY! I MADE YOU THIS SCARF!
Tony: oh...yaay...
Clarissa: So where are we going!?
Tony: uhh...the diner
Clarissa: oh...I prefer top class restaurants, but ok!
Tony: > . >
Chloe: at the diner
Jet: that's my line!
Chloe: Well we need to share :p
Jet: -.-
Clarissa: Let's share a smoothie prince Tony!
Tony: Fine >.<
Violet: Pinkie, do you remember the plan
Pinkie: uhhhhhhhhhhhh yep :D
Violet: Are you sure?
Pinkie: sure :D
Violet: >.<
Violet: ok go
Pinkie: See ya!
*Pinkie skips over to Clarissa, then does everything in slow motion*
Pinkie: oh dear, it seems I have tripped! Ooooooh nooooooooooooooooooo...
Alex: >.< So dumb
Gemma: >.< Dear lord
*Pinkie pours the drink on Clarissa's head, Tony bursts out laughing*
Tony: HA! You look like an idiot!
*Clarissa looks up at Tony*
Clarissa: ...I guess you're right!
*Clarissa begins to start laughing*
Violet: Are you actually kidding me!?
*Tony shrugs at the four*
Pinkie: > . >
*Pinkie walks back*
Pinkie: what now?
Violet: I still have a few tricks up my sleeve, and the next one includes Alex
Alex: O.o why am I just hearing about this now?
Violet: :p come on let's go get you changed!
Alex: :D
Violet: I mean you get changed, I wait outside -.-
Alex: D:
*Gemma and Pinkie laugh as Violet rolls her eyes and drags Alex to the changing rooms*
Jet: once again, we've been told to waste time while someone gets changed
Chloe: I know what we can do! Let's do-
Why don't you let Jet pick for once?
Jet: Thank you producer :D
Chloe: >:(
Jet: Well, I was thinking we could do a little documentary on-
Chloe: yeah right! Let's have a dance party!
Chloe: Chug chug chug chug ch-
Ok times up!
Chloe: aww :(
Jet: ...what just happened? O.o
Just say the lines!
Chloe: Tony and Clarissa are at the mall, when Alex runs up to them
Alex: IMMA STEAL YOU'RE PURSE!
Violet: >.<
Clarissa: No! Prince Tony! Please save me!
Tony: No thanks I'm good :p
Alex: HAHA!
*Alex runs off with the bad*
Clarissa: FINE! If you won't save me! I'll save myself!
Clarissa: Take THAT!
Pinkie: I love that band :D
Clarissa: and THAT and THAT THAT THAT THAT AND THAT!
Pinkie: Dunno that band o.e
*Alex drops the purse and crawls back to Violet, Gemma and Pinkie*
Violet: well I hope this worked :/
Clarissa: Prince Tony, I'm very mad at you for not helping me
Tony: Oh dear, I guess that means you don't wanna be with me anymore-
Clarissa: Then I realised that you're the type of Prince that's fragile and needs protection, but don't worry Prince Tony. I'LL PROTECT YOU!
*Clarissa clings onto Tony*
Pinkie: You have to be kidding me >.<
Gemma: Well, I guess we can just about give up :(
Violet: Not yet...I have one more idea...this time, it involves Gemma
Gemma: Me!? No way, She'll kill me!
Violet: :p come on!
Chloe: I wonder what they're gonna do!
Jet: I thought you read the script
Chloe: Nope, that's why I have someone to hold up pieces of paper that say lines!
Jet: Oh look, she brought up a new piece of paper, I think that's your next line
Chloe: well it certainly isn't yours :p Tony and Clarissa are walking around town, when Gemma runs up to them and slaps Tony
Jet: o.e
Gemma: TONY HOW COULD YOU!? YOU DECIDE TO POSTPONE OUR WEDDING DO THAT YOU COULD GO OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL!? HOW COULD YOU!
Clarissa: What? You were going to marry Princess Gemma today?
Gemma: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVED ME!
*Tony looks back at Violet, Pinkie and Alex, then Claire, then Gemma*
Tony: You're right. I should have never left you, I do love you
*Tony holds Gemma close, and kisses her*
Chloe: OH MY GAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD!
Jet: SHHHHHHH YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT!!!!!
Violet: O.O
Alex: How did you get Tony and Gemma to agree to kiss?
Violet: I didn't O.O
Pinkie: It's so cute! And gross :p It's Grute! :D
*Violet makes barf noises while Alex and Pinkie laugh*
Clarissa:...you really do love each other, don't you...I'm sorry. I'll leave you all alone now
*Clarissa begins to walk away, Tony and Gemma walk back to the other three*
Gemma: I feel so bad now :/
Violet: Why? You don't have a stalker anymore
Gemma: Yeah. But she just wanted someone to love...
Tony: She'll find someone...maybe when she's not 9 :p
Violet: and a half XD...oh wait, I just had the best idea ever!
Pinkie: Here we go again :D
*At Gemma's house, in the living room, Gemma is arguing with her brother*
Jacob: Wait, you want me to do what?
Gemma: well first, I want you to give me back my glasses -.- and second, you have to talk to that girl over there :D
Jacob: no thanks, I'll just take my $50 and leave
Alex: he get's more money then I do :/
Gemma: you don't get the money until you talk to Clarissa -.-
*Jacob groans and stomps over to Clarissa*
Gemma: Ten year olds > . >
*The two of them start talking and start laughing*
Pinkie: awwww ;3
Tony: But, Violet, how did you know that they'd like each other
Violet: Annoying guy, persistent girl, it always works :p
Alex: So that means-
Violet: You're not annoying, you're stupid, so it'll never work -.-
Alex: > . >
Chloe: xD That was fun!
Jet: I see you've recovered from being inside the trash can > . >
Chloe: oh yeah, I was meaning to talk to you about that -.-
Jet: oh dear O.O
*Chloe screams and jumps onto Jet and starts hitting him*
Jet: MERCY! MERCYYYYY!
Chloe: NO MERCY!
...See you next time on The Dare Devils!
Next time's episode: Officer
